Story teller game

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????WHAT???? Bill has a Harem? NO!! REALLY??? Bonnie is shocked a long with the rest of the PTer's. Bill now tell us....

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.If you have a harem. Bill, laughs' and says, "I had a harem or you could say harem scarum since it was comprised of all my purgirls and one furgirl. Now I only have my one furgirl, Koko. She is so big now she fills my heart with all the joy my dwinding bones can handle. I wouldn't trade her for all of the harems in Saudi Arabia. Maybe Wom would like to elaborate on his harem. I know he has ......


hiding place

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Originally Posted by kokopup

.If you have a harem. Bill, laughs' and says, "I had a harem or you could say harem scarum since it was comprised of all my purgirls and one furgirl. Now I only have my one furgirl, Koko. She is so big now she fills my heart with all the joy my dwinding bones can handle. I wouldn't trade her for all of the harems in Saudi Arabia. Maybe Wom would like to elaborate on his harem. I know he has ......

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...a hiding place with all of his Elle McPherson lookalike fully inflatable life size dolls that he calls his harem. Tell us about it Wom." "Well' said Wom 'that isn't entirely accurate. All the Elle McPherson dolls are gone because I stuck a pin into them and watched them fly all over the place like punctured balloons. But I have replaced them all with Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin dolls dressed in lacy tutus. But the problem is, Bill keeps phoning me, asking for an invite to my secret harem hiding place. What do you think I should do about that Bonny ???"

Brown paper bag

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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

...a hiding place with all of his Elle McPherson lookalike fully inflatable life size dolls that he calls his harem. Tell us about it Wom." "Well' said Wom 'that isn't entirely accurate. All the Elle McPherson dolls are gone because I stuck a pin into them and watched them fly all over the place like punctured balloons. But I have replaced them all with Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin dolls dressed in lacy tutus. But the problem is, Bill keeps phoning me, asking for an invite to my secret harem hiding place. What do you think I should do about that Bonny ???"

Brown paper bag

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WHAT??????????? You have diabolical plans to get rid of me? Just for that I am blowing up this brown paper bag & popping it in your ears.:mad: There now that should ......

Cuckoo Cuckoo

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You have diabolical plans to get rid of me? Just for that I am blowing up this brown paper bag & popping it in your ears. There now that should

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That should make you go cuckoo cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! POP!

Elyse is very relieved because Wom isn't trying to leave anymore. "Wom, I'm so glad you are staying here with us!" she says.

pizza

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Originally Posted by cassiesmom

That should make you go cuckoo cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! POP!

Elyse is very relieved because Wom isn't trying to leave anymore. "Wom, I'm so glad you are staying here with us!" she says.

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"Well I have to stay now' said Wom 'because Bonny is so jealous, I don't trust her any more around my harem. And Bill to. Now that he knows the location of my secret harem, God only knows what will happen if he gets in there. Ok gang, lets have lunch. We'll order pizza. Sorry Bonny, there's no Grits Pizza, and Bill, no Gumbo Pizza. Ok what have we here on the menu ??? We have Bagel Pizza, Jello Pizza and Baked Bean Pizza. Elyse.....your choice"

Dead Rat

Wom

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"Well I have to stay now' said Wom 'because Bonny is so jealous, I don't trust her any more around my harem. And Bill to. Now that he knows the location of my secret harem, God only knows what will happen if he gets in there. Ok gang, lets have lunch. We'll order pizza. Sorry Bonny, there's no Grits Pizza, and Bill, no Gumbo Pizza. Ok what have we here on the menu ??? We have Bagel Pizza, Jello Pizza and Baked Bean Pizza. Elyse.....your choice"

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Bill speaks up, Wom, I think you should learn a little more about the south. Telling Bonny that there was no Grits pizza is probably all wrong. Even though Grits are made from corn I doubt that there are to many Iowan's know what grits are. I'm sure there have been Grits pizza, since you can have grits on or in just about anything. I love grits and not being a cajun i'm not that fond of Gumbo.

Wom the old DeKota indians had a saying" when you suspect you are riding a "dead Horse it is time to dismount. I'm sure the same rules would apply to a dead Rat." Now that you know you have been riding a dead rat.....

RAGBRAI

"Now that you know you've been riding a dead rat, get off the rat, get on a bicycle and let's all start getting ready to do RAGBRAI! Who's with me?"

Elyse shouts, "I wish I could. I have a friend who did RAGBRAI and loved it! But I can't go anywhere near that distance, I'm just not in shape. I can only go a few miles but I'll go that far with you. But first, bagel pizza... because we'll need some energy. And I'm not wearing bicycling shorts- that is just not on. Only cyclists in good shape can wear them because they're so close-fitting. Does everyone have a helmet? Do we need to swing by the sporting goods store and pick up..."


century

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Originally Posted by cassiesmom

"Now that you know you've been riding a dead rat, get off the rat, get on a bicycle and let's all start getting ready to do RAGBRAI! Who's with me?"

Elyse shouts, "I wish I could. I have a friend who did RAGBRAI and loved it! But I can't go anywhere near that distance, I'm just not in shape. I can only go a few miles but I'll go that far with you. But first, bagel pizza... because we'll need some energy. And I'm not wearing bicycling shorts- that is just not on. Only cyclists in good shape can wear them because they're so close-fitting. Does everyone have a helmet? Do we need to swing by the sporting goods store and pick up..."


century

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a turn of the century Fisher Price trike for Wombat? We don't want him to fall down & skin his knees on a regular bike. Lets start him out slow & easy. A bagel pizza sound delicious .......


Mississippi River

Bonny

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a turn of the century Fisher Price trike for Wombat? We don't want him to fall down & skin his knees on a regular bike. Lets start him out slow & easy. A bagel pizza sound delicious .......

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even if it has a little grits thrown in for good measure. Bill speaks up, ' come on Bonny, Elyse we need to get ready for a great ride. This is probably the most fun you can have anywhere in Iowa. The people along the route are great and it's a party from end to end. If we expect to dip our tires in the old Mississippi River then we need to get the lead out and start training. Oh, Bonny, bike shorts on you would look AOK....

Stampede

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Originally Posted by kokopup

Bonny even if it has a little grits thrown in for good measure. Bill speaks up, ' come on Bonny, Elyse we need to get ready for a great ride. This is probably the most fun you can have anywhere in Iowa. The people along the route are great and it's a party from end to end. If we expect to dip our tires in the old Mississippi River then we need to get the lead out and start training. Oh, Bonny, bike shorts on you would look AOK....

Stampede

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Yup, they would cause the Holstein cows in the pasture to Stampede, along with the hogs to squeal & do cart wheels, & dogs to bark & howl. Those grits are starting to take affect a big affect :eek:..........


corn cobs

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Originally Posted by Bonny

Yup, they would cause the Holstein cows in the pasture to Stampede, along with the hogs to squeal & do cart wheels, & dogs to bark & howl. Those grits are starting to take affect a big affect :eek:..........

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....so don't stand downwind from me folks. If you do, then you'll wish you were back in skunkland." "Oh by the way Wom, what are you doing with all of those corn cobs ???"
"Well, I figure if I get enuf of them lashed together, it would make a good enuf raft to get us across the Mississippi' said Wom 'besides, we have an ex USN guy with us here, who can steer our new craft. And folks, we really do need to distance ourselves from Bonny when she lets loose."
"So, have we got a name for this new craft of yours" Said Bill.
"Yep' continued Wom 'It's called a Cocker. That means "Corn on Cob Keeled Everymans Raft." "That's a fine name for a fine craft Wom" Said Bill. "Does it have a ............

Chief Gunners Mate

wom

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....so don't stand downwind from me folks. If you do, then you'll wish you were back in skunkland." "Oh by the way Wom, what are you doing with all of those corn cobs ???"
"Well, I figure if I get enuf of them lashed together, it would make a good enuf raft to get us across the Mississippi' said Wom 'besides, we have an ex USN guy with us here, who can steer our new craft. And folks, we really do need to distance ourselves from Bonny when she lets loose."
"So, have we got a name for this new craft of yours" Said Bill.
"Yep' continued Wom 'It's called a Cocker. That means "Corn on Cob Keeled Everymans Raft." "That's a fine name for a fine craft Wom" Said Bill. "Does it have a ............

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power train of it's own or are we paddling. If we could harness some of the gas that is lingering around here we could make this a real river tug. I would make you our Chief Gunners Mate Wom but I guess if this is a tug we shouldn't be shooting at anyone. I think even on the Mississippi this would be....

Riverboat gambler

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Originally Posted by kokopup

wom
power train of it's own or are we paddling. If we could harness some of the gas that is lingering around here we could make this a real river tug. I would make you our Chief Gunners Mate Wom but I guess if this is a tug we shouldn't be shooting at anyone. I think even on the Mississippi this would be....

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......better than a paddlesteamer."
"Hmmmm' said Wom 'do you think we would be able to make a few knots per hour if we tied Bonny to the gas bottles and fed her lots of grits and then utilise the methane gas she would produce ??? I mean, you're the engineer Bill, you'll have to do some calculations, you know, convert consumption of grits into knots per hour. Like KPH = COG X (Methane squared)"
"Look out folks, the wash from that paddlesteamer The Riverboat Gambler is a comein this way" Yelled Bill. "Quick, everyone in the boat, Elyse...run up the Jolly Roger, Bonny.....eat more grits, Wom....stop playing with that calculator, Helen....swab the decks."
The wash hit all of a sudden and.............

Niagara Falls

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......better than a paddlesteamer."
"Hmmmm' said Wom 'do you think we would be able to make a few knots per hour if we tied Bonny to the gas bottles and fed her lots of grits and then utilise the methane gas she would produce ??? I mean, you're the engineer Bill, you'll have to do some calculations, you know, convert consumption of grits into knots per hour. Like KPH = COG X (Methane squared)"
"Look out folks, the wash from that paddlesteamer The Riverboat Gambler is a comein this way" Yelled Bill. "Quick, everyone in the boat, Elyse...run up the Jolly Roger, Bonny.....eat more grits, Wom....stop playing with that calculator, Helen....swab the decks."
The wash hit all of a sudden and.............

Niagara Falls

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it was like Niagara Falls all over again. Bill yelled grab Wom's shorts & use them as a sail to get us to dry land. .....

Windy

Bonny

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it was like Niagara Falls all over again. Bill yelled grab Wom's shorts & use them as a sail to get us to dry land.

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.....Omm err Belay that last request. I think our Wom is Riding Comando again. I sure wish he would learn that you have to wash everything, not just what is showing. Elyse get the table cloth out of you picnic basket. If it doesn't get too windy maybe we can keep this cob, husked and ready for action. Helen, Eylse could use your....


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