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No - they can't chew tobacco!
Why is peach skin fuzzy?
Because it doesn't have any arms to shave itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by pomtzu
Why is grass green?
So I can tell where the lawn ends and the sidewalk starts.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it is sad.
Why did people stop playing this game?
Because it's so addicting and hard to stay away from!
Why do leaves fall from trees in autumn?
Because they can't do that in the spring.
Why are wombats so naughty ???
The Queen of the Marsupials came to the chief wombat and tapped him with her magic wand and said, "You are chosen amoung all marsupials!!! You can behave in whatever fashion you desire". And so it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Does Polly really want a cracker?
Yes, Polly and wants a martini to go with it too!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Catherinedana
Just what do bears really do in the woods? :eek:
I thought...that answers to the questions were supposed to be totally unrelated? eg for the last question, I answer something like:
Turnips keep well in the winter.
Why do frogs jump?
ETA: I tried to find Games 1, 2, and 3 - but no luck! So I could be totally wrong.
I always thought the answers just needed to be wrong. ok, anyone who knows, let us know please! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Catty1
Why do frogs jump?
It's the only way they can escape Frenchmen.
Why don't they call New York "The Big Watermelon" ???
Because it's really just a little squirt!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
What's the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise?
Here is the first "Wrong Game" thread: http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...lay+wrong+game
The difference between a dolphin and a porpoise: A porpoise always knows exactly what it's going to do, always has a "porpoise" in mind, whereas dolphins swim around aimlessly all day long.
What do we mean when we use this smiley: :eek:?
It means we are about to have a bad gas attack and don't want anyone to know! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JALB
Do frogs have hairy legs? :confused:
Only if they forget to shave them.
Why do politicians always smile ????
Politicians smile so their faces will get permanently stuck in that position.
Why do clouds look like they are moving across the sky?
Because the clouds stay still while the earth is moving and we walk in the other direction.
Why is it that all professors remind me of tea cosies ???
Because they give you the warm fuzzies just like a tea cosie! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why do kangaroos hop?
Because they're listening to polkas on their iPods :rolleyes:
Where does wind come from?
From the East, sometimes from the West, ocassionally from the South, but lots of times from the North.
Why does the sun rise ???
Sun rises so moon can go to sleep.
Why do dogs howl?
Dogs howl to annoy the neighbors in the middle of the night so they can call you and get better aquainted. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why do some trees leaves change colors in autumn?
It's all about fashion. The girl leaves want to look good for the boy leaves.
Why don't kookaburras live in the USA ????
Kookaburroas aren't allowed in the USA because they don't have pockets like the kangaroos to carry their passports in.
Why did the elecricity just go off?
Because you are getting older, and nothing shocks you any more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why did the chicken cross the road ??
(Do not answer "For some foul reason" paleeeeeeze !!!)
The chicken crossed the road because she didn't want to lay an egg in the middle of the road & the grass was greener on the other side.
Why does the wind keep blowing, and blowing, and blowing?
It had a really spicy burrito for lunch!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
What is hail made of?
Lead !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Actual last quotes: Bonny "Is that hail ??"
Clyde " Yep, it's a hail of lead."
Why did the "Tea Party" happen in Boston and not in Boise ??
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
The tea party happened in Boson because everyone was addicted to tea & in Boise there was a tea prohbition going on at the time. :D
Why do cats purr & meow?
Why do cats purr & meow?
Because they like to speak Swahili (Purr=feed me, Meow=feed me)
Why do we call Americans, YANKS ????
Why do we call Americans Yanks ???
Because Yankee doodle went to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni.
Why do we call Australians (aliens) (ooppss) Aussies?
Because Aussies are SOOOOOOOOOO cool. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ????
None, it is on the honey to do list, only men can change lightbulbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?????????????
Two. One to hold the light bulb, another to turn him around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
How many skunks live under Tiger Wood's house ????
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
There aren't any skunks under Tiger Wood's house because he no longer owns a house.
Why do vampires suck blood???
Because mud isn't as tasty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why do ghosts say BOO???
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Because Owls say hoo-hoo-HOOOO.
Why do witches ride brooms????
So they can SWEEP thru the sky :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why is Mt. Everest so high ????
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
it took to many steroids when it was growing up.
Why do coyotes run in packs?
Why do coyotes run in packs?
Because it beats walking in packs.
Why is it so ????