Story teller game

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Originally Posted by sana

a buffalo comes out of nowhere and hits hard on somebody's backside and let's see who it is... Its, Grace and she bumps into HappyLabs who bumps into Wom who then bumps into Bonny and then the song gets ruined and due to the bumping and falling the bus topples over and then.......

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everyone crawls to safety. Gretchen, being very upset about the bus, said "Do you think the bus is dead, Wom ??" Wom replies " Well, it is laying on it's back with all four wheels sticking up in the air, so I'd say it's definately dead." Bonny adds "Yep, I had a cow once that layed on it's back with all four legs sticking up in the air, and it was dead, so I'd say the bus is dead for sure." Bill puts in his two bobs worth "Well I'm not convinced. Even tho this is a real disaster, I personally believe that the bus could just be unconscious. Elyse, would you check it's pulse ??"
Helen runs up with Elyse's medical box and said "Elyse, what would you like out of this box ?? The stethoscope or a hammer ??" "A hammer' said Elyse 'yes, a hammer is good." Elyse approached the bus slowly, and hit one of the wheels with her hammer. The wheel moved slightly. "It's alive !!!" Yelled evereyone as..............

Bills broken ukelele

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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

everyone crawls to safety. Gretchen, being very upset about the bus, said "Do you think the bus is dead, Wom ??" Wom replies " Well, it is laying on it's back with all four wheels sticking up in the air, so I'd say it's definately dead." Bonny adds "Yep, I had a cow once that layed on it's back with all four legs sticking up in the air, and it was dead, so I'd say the bus is dead for sure." Bill puts in his two bobs worth "Well I'm not convinced. Even tho this is a real disaster, I personally believe that the bus could just be unconscious. Elyse, would you check it's pulse ??"
Helen runs up with Elyse's medical box and said "Elyse, what would you like out of this box ?? The stethoscope or a hammer ??" "A hammer' said Elyse 'yes, a hammer is good." Elyse approached the bus slowly, and hit one of the wheels with her hammer. The wheel moved slightly. "It's alive !!!" Yelled evereyone as..............

Bills broken ukelele

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Gretchen and Elyse grabbed Bill's broken ukulele and did a transmission transplant on that old, tired bus. After a few minutes, the bus slowly turned right side up, shook off the dust, and was ready to continue toward our destination. Does anyone remember where we were going?


satellite

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Gretchen and Elyse grabbed Bill's broken ukulele and did a transmission transplant on that old, tired bus. After a few minutes, the bus slowly turned right side up, shook off the dust, and was ready to continue toward our destination. Does anyone remember where we were going?

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Bill said, I vaguely remember something about a Rock Concert...errr was it a rock hunt. errr no , now what was the question again? Gretchen suggested that Bill must be senile or was it the Garden still lingering. He was doing a lot of sniffing while the Policeman was there. Elyse suggested we come to her house since she had satelite TV and we could...


toad stool

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Originally Posted by kokopup

Bill said, I vaguely remember something about a Rock Concert...errr was it a rock hunt. errr no , now what was the question again? Gretchen suggested that Bill must be senile or was it the Garden still lingering. He was doing a lot of sniffing while the Policeman was there. Elyse suggested we come to her house since she had satelite TV and we could...

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......watch the Rock concert in comfort, and raid her refrigerator. On arriving at Elyse's house, everyone was surprised to see that the house was a gigantic toadstool, complete with a gingerbread front door and chocolate cake windows. Sana began to drool, and mutter incoherently something about "having her cake and eating it to".
"NOOOOOOOOOO...." said Elyse as Sana..................

Cage

Sana began to drool, and mutter incoherently something about "having her cake and eating it too".
"NOOOOOOOOOO...." said Elyse as Sana took a bite from the front door. "Don't just stand there eating the door! Come inside! I've got satellite TV and chocolate cake windows! I was going to listen to some John Cage music on the satellite radio, but I've changed my mind. You all can raid the refrigerator and we will enjoy the rock concert. It's a great concert! The opening act is..."

piano

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Sana began to drool, and mutter incoherently something about "having her cake and eating it too".
"NOOOOOOOOOO...." said Elyse as Sana took a bite from the front door. "Don't just stand there eating the door! Come inside! I've got satellite TV and chocolate cake windows! I was going to listen to some John Cage music on the satellite radio, but I've changed my mind. You all can raid the refrigerator and we will enjoy the rock concert. It's a great concert! The opening act is..."

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... Charle Sheen on piano playing Lolly-Pop. He promised not to open his mouth and say a word. They have two guys there with gags should he open his mouth at all during the concert. Suddenly there was a muffled knock at the ...

pepperoni pizza

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Originally Posted by kokopup

... Charle Sheen on piano playing Lolly-Pop. He promised not to open his mouth and say a word. They have two guys there with gags should he open his mouth at all during the concert. Suddenly there was a muffled knock at the ...

pepperoni pizza

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basement door. Elyse asked Bill to go see who was at the door. When Bill went to open the door he realized it was a door made out of pepperoni pizza. Bill opened the door and started to take a bite out of the door when...

"All My Children"

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basement door. Elyse asked Bill to go see who was at the door. When Bill went to open the door he realized it was a door made out of pepperoni pizza. Bill opened the door and started to take a bite out of the door when...

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to his surprise Susan Lucci's from "All My Children" was standing there with a suitcase in her hand , wearing a stray hat that still had the price tag on it. speechless Bill said "El El El Elyse you have company".


hootenanny

"Elyse, you have company."

Elyse turns around and realizez it is actress Susan Lucci at the door. "Have you got a napkin?" she asks. "My knuckles are all greasy from knocking on your pepperoni pizza door." Elyse races to the kitchen and grabs paper towels off the roll, debating whether or not it's worth asking why Ms. Lucci is wearing a hat à la Minnie Pearl. She decides to leave it alone for now.

"But... but... you're famous! You're a daytime TV star! What are you doing at my toadstool house?" asks Elyse, handing over the paper towels.

Susan Lucci answers, "Well, I heard you're having a hootenanny in the area and I love folk and country music, so I decided to come." She wipes her hands and gives the used paper towels back to Elyse.

"Great," says Elyse. "We've already started eating... there's pizza at the back door, gingerbread at the front door and chocolate cake at the windows; please help yourself. Would you like to hang up your hat?"


basket

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Originally Posted by cassiesmom

"Elyse, you have company."

Elyse turns around and realizez it is actress Susan Lucci at the door. "Have you got a napkin?" she asks. "My knuckles are all greasy from knocking on your pepperoni pizza door." Elyse races to the kitchen and grabs paper towels off the roll, debating whether or not it's worth asking why Ms. Lucci is wearing a hat à la Minnie Pearl. She decides to leave it alone for now.

"But... but... you're famous! You're a daytime TV star! What are you doing at my toadstool house?" asks Elyse, handing over the paper towels.

Susan Lucci answers, "Well, I heard you're having a hootenanny in the area and I love folk and country music, so I decided to come." She wipes her hands and gives the used paper towels back to Elyse.

"Great," says Elyse. "We've already started eating... there's pizza at the back door, gingerbread at the front door and chocolate cake at the windows; please help yourself. Would you like to hang up your hat?"

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"No, not really" said Susan " I really should be running along now. I just came by because everyone was telling me that this house was full of basket cases. And everyone was right. You're all nuts here." "NUTS ??? Did someone say nuts ??" Asked Wom. "I love nuts. Elyse, where did you hide the nuts ???" Bill and Helen came running.........

picnic

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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

"No, not really" said Susan " I really should be running along now. I just came by because everyone was telling me that this house was full of basket cases. And everyone was right. You're all nuts here." "NUTS ??? Did someone say nuts ??" Asked Wom. "I love nuts. Elyse, where did you hide the nuts ???" Bill and Helen came running.........

picnic

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Helen says, "I always carry nuts in my purse" as Susan Lucci starts to take off her hat. Everyone then realizes that Susan is not wearing a hat, but a picnic basket filled with nuts! Every kind of nut you could imagine; brazil nuts, almonds, pecans, hazle nuts and more! Elyse just cannot believe that Susan Lucci would wear a picnic basket on her head and says...

jungle gym

Elyse just cannot believe that Susan Lucci would wear a picnic basket on her head and says, "Ms. Lucci, thank you so much for stopping by. We all enjoyed meeting you." Susan Lucci replies, "It is my pleasure. I would like to leave this basket with you as a token of my appreciation. May I use your powder room? I need to make some "repairs" because my next stop is the new playground jungle gym ribbon cutting."

"Of course," answers Elyse and shows Ms. Lucci to the powder room. She returns to the others, winks and says, "Susan is in for a big surprise when she realizes the mirror in there is made out of aluminum foil! She'll wonder how her skin got so wrinkly. Now, who would like more nuts to go with their pizza door and chocolate window?"

tilapia

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Originally Posted by cassiesmom

Elyse just cannot believe that Susan Lucci would wear a picnic basket on her head and says, "Ms. Lucci, thank you so much for stopping by. We all enjoyed meeting you." Susan Lucci replies, "It is my pleasure. I would like to leave this basket with you as a token of my appreciation. May I use your powder room? I need to make some "repairs" because my next stop is the new playground jungle gym ribbon cutting."

"Of course," answers Elyse and shows Ms. Lucci to the powder room. She returns to the others, winks and says, "Susan is in for a big surprise when she realizes the mirror in there is made out of aluminum foil! She'll wonder how her skin got so wrinkly. Now, who would like more nuts to go with their pizza door and chocolate window?"

tilapia

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I don't want anyone to think I've given up on this -I'm just so busy right now. I'll be able to give more time the end of the week.

I can say, though, my husband's favorite fish is tilapia.


decimal

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Originally Posted by cassiesmom

Elyse just cannot believe that Susan Lucci would wear a picnic basket on her head and says, "Ms. Lucci, thank you so much for stopping by. We all enjoyed meeting you." Susan Lucci replies, "It is my pleasure. I would like to leave this basket with you as a token of my appreciation. May I use your powder room? I need to make some "repairs" because my next stop is the new playground jungle gym ribbon cutting."

"Of course," answers Elyse and shows Ms. Lucci to the powder room. She returns to the others, winks and says, "Susan is in for a big surprise when she realizes the mirror in there is made out of aluminum foil! She'll wonder how her skin got so wrinkly. Now, who would like more nuts to go with their pizza door and chocolate window?"

tilapia

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Wom and Bill announce that they are tired of eating junk food. Wom is hungry for tilapia so he and Bill decide to go fishing. The guys gather up their fishing equipment and take the basket along for any fish that they catch. As they are heading out the door Susan comes out of the bathroom and announces...

Harry Potter

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Wom and Bill announce that they are tired of eating junk food. Wom is hungry for tilapia so he and Bill decide to go fishing. The guys gather up their fishing equipment and take the basket along for any fish that they catch. As they are heading out the door Susan comes out of the bathroom and announces...

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that she is really in the area job hunting since they have cancelled her soap. Susan said, They are filming a new Harry Potter movie in the area and i hoped they were hiring extras. I just can't do commercials, I have an image...


"Lash" LaRue
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