Fashion trends and growing older *joke*

I got this in an e-mail today and thought it was too cute not to share. Hope you enjoy! :)

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:

13. Thongs and Depends

Pam, those are absolutely hilarious! you forgot one I have to avoid: shorts with a knee replacement scar!!

:eek: LOL!

Oh, Pam, these are so funny! I will have to show these to my youngest daughter! She has a tongue ring and a belly button ring!

Willie:D

LOL. I feel quite ill at the mere thought of some of those combinations! :D

WHAT??:eek: My nosestud does not look good with my bifocals??? Does that mean my eyebrow piercing has to go too??:p ;)

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heehee:p

Debbie, Debbie, Debbie!!! I think you look wonderful!!:D

LOL Debbie!!! Haha! I needed that laugh, thank you!

Good ones Pam :D

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Originally posted by Pam

10. Bikinis and liver spots

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Someone in my boyfriends family breaks this one :rolleyes: :p

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Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
LOL Debbie!!! Haha! I needed that laugh, thank you!

Good ones Pam :D

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:p I can't show you the lovely rose tattoo on my breast. Alas, it has become v e r y long-stemed:rolleyes:

don't believe a word of this!!! :D

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Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

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I see this one all too often :rolleyes:

You're so cute Debbie, you always make me laugh :)

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6. Speedo's and cellulite

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lol!:p those are too funny:rolleyes: :p

LOL! Those are good ones.

ROFLMAO! Love the last one too! Deb, you're too funny about the rose tatoo. :D :D :D Ditto on the piercings, which look simply mahvelous! ;)

OH PAM,

I FEEL SO OLD!:) I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD FEEL THAT WAY. I DON'T WEAR MINI SKIRTS ANYMORE, AND I WEAR BIFOCALS TO READ!!HE HE
;) ;)

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