Dear Diary - Presents

Dear Diary,

I am baffled! Every night I bring presents up to Blondie during the night. (I figure she might be lonely what with Curly being gone for so long and all...) The other night I outdid myself....
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Six presents!!! Two sticks (of course!) two furry mice, a catnip angel cat and ......a pair of balls :eek: :p !

Did she appreciate it??? I dunno 'cause she went off and left me all alone with that maniac -- HH -- and only twice a day visit from Basement Girl.

Am I doing something wrong????

Puzzled....

Eddie

Wow, Eddie,

You are doing your darnest to make sure Blondie has good toys to play with, aren't you?

It's a mystery why she's not glued to your side, playing, playing, playing. ...

There is a theory that some females like rascals and stinkers better than guys who ply them with flowers or toys... Not to give you any ideas, of course.

What's HH's take on the whole thing?

Oh I don't think you are doing anything wrong at all!!! I think you are fabulous, and you can bring me presents anytime you want to!!!:D

Eddie ...

You are a remarkable feline!!.. What strength and endurance to bring SIX toys up to blondie through the night. I am most sure she appreciates your efforts... and you deserve lots and lots of kisses!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D

Wow, Eddie! Look at all those toys! You are such a generous boy to bring all these little offerings, and all so beautifully arranged! Perhaps Blondie had something very very important to do? Surely it's the only possible explanation for her failure to play with you.

Eddie, you are too darn adorable. :D

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Originally posted by AmberLee

There is a theory that some females like rascals and stinkers better than guys who ply them with flowers or toys... Not to give you any ideas, of course.

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Up to now it didn't come to my mind that Eddie's Secretary could be one of them:D

Plus I don't know how long it has been since she saw so many love gifts from a non-fur-person:D

Eddie,you can never understand People,as our Feeder,when we bring him Toys,plays with us! But he is retired,and your Guardian,still has to make a living!

That is TOoooo sweet! So he works all night and nobody apperciates it? Poor baby!

Eddie, you are such the gentleman! You are so thoughtful and sweet to go to the extra length of making sure the gifts wre delivered and arranged so nicely. If you were my boy, I'd be scooping you up and showering you with kisses as thanks!

Eddie, you're such a gentleman!

I'd kiss you 1mln times for such presents :)

Oh Eddie - you purrfect boy. I wish you could have a word with my little furbgirl Bagel and lett her know that pressies like these are wonderful and please - don't bring HUGE slugs home and drop 'em on the just cleaned kitchen floor!!!! Urgh!!

Lynne

Eddie, you are precious, and VERY under-appreciated!! I'm sure Blondie is VERY busy and is missing you LOADS - so just suck up to BG until Blondie gets back, then look all cute and I bet you'll get more toys and luvvies!!

Eddie..me thinks Blondie's just playing "hard to get"! Persevere my dear, and she'll eventually fall for your utterly charming ways! :D ;)

Eddie,
Sometimes, the inner workings of the female psyche are a mystery.