For Wombat and Ladys Human
Had to share as I teach religion.......... :p
Where do pets come from?*
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>
> A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer
to
> "Where do pets come from?"
>
> Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you wa lked with us
> every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is
> difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
>
> And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and
> who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even
> when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable
> you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are an d will love
you
> as I do, in spite of yourselves."
>
> And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
> And it was a good animal.
> And God was pleased.
>
> And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his
> tail.
>
> And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom
> and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
>
> And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my
love
> for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call
him
> DOG ." *
>
> *
> And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved
them.
>
> And they were comforted.
>
> And God was pleased.
>
> And Dog was content and wagged his tail. *
>
> *
> After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said,
> "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen
like
> peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed
> taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."
>
> And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and
> who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their
> limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of
> adoration."
>
> And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve. *
>
> *
>
> And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes,
> they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. *
> *
> And Adam and Eve learned humility.
>
> And they were greatly improved. *
>
> *
> And God was pleased* . *
>
> And Dog was happy.*
>
> *
> And Cat didn't give a **** one way or the other. *
