Does anyone have some good dog quotes?

Here are a few that I have heard.

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs.
--Martha Scott

They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered?
--Larry Reeb


Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
--Lewis Grizzard


Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
-- Steve Bluestone

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
--Josh Billings

I haven't seen any of those, and I haven't seen any other ones either... Sorry I couldn't help you.

Thanks for reading the ones I had and posting.

My favorite one is listed in my signature! I like te ones you listed.

Check out the puzzle list. Most of the puzzles are animal quotes.

That is the cutest quote, I'll have to remember that one!

Here is a website with lots of doggie quotes:
http://home.att.net/~quotations/dog.html
:)

I personally like...

“The more I know people, the more I love my dog. One would’ve thought he was human, but… he was faithful.”
- Pascal


"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
- Mohandas Gandhi

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -- Unknown

When I Got My New Dog

I asked for strength that I might rear her perfectly;
I was given weakness that I might feed her more treats.

I asked for good health that I might rest easy;
I was given a "special needs" dog that I might know
nurturing

I asked for an obedient dog that I might feel proud;
I was given a stubborness that I might feel humble.

I asked for compliance that I might feel masterful;
I was given a clown that I might laugh.

I asked for a companion that I might not feel lonely;
I was given a best friend that I would feel loved.

I got nothing I asked for,
But everything I needed.

(author unknown)

I know this is not a quote but.... I bet a lot of you already know it?

A Dog's Prayer
Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in the entire world is more grateful for kindness, than the loving heart of me.

Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I should lick your
hand between the blows, your patience and understanding will more quickly teach me the things you would have me do.

Speak to me often, for your voice is the world's sweet music, as you must know by the fierce wagging of my tail when your footstep falls upon my ear.

When it is cold and wet, please take me inside for I am now a
domesticated animal, no longer used to bitter elements and I ask no greater glory than the privilege of sitting at your feet beside the hearth. Though had you no home, I would rather follow you through ice and snow, than rest upon the softest pillow in the warmest home in all the land for you are my god and I am your devoted worshipper.

Keep my pan filled with fresh water, for although I should not
reproach you were it dry, I cannot tell you when I suffer thirst.

Feed me clean food that I may stay well, to romp and play and do
your bidding, to walk by your side, and stand ready, willing, and
able to protect you with my life, should your life be in danger.

And beloved master, should the Great Master see fit to deprive me of my health or sight, do not turn me away from you. Rather, hold me gently in your arms as skilled hands grant me the merciful boon of eternal rest and I will leave you knowing with the last breath I draw, my fate was ever safest in your hands.

Author Unknown

Here are some sites where I found quotes:

Crazy for Dogs -- Celebrating Dogs through Quotations

Home of Dog Quotes

The Dog Hause Quotes 1-12

Mine isn't really a qupte but I think it explains dogs extremly well. It is in my profile.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face ~ Ben Williams

Ya'll have some good quotes, I will have to remember some of them.