lhg0962
11-29-2000, 12:02 PM
PLEASE don't let this offend anyone. I just thought it was cute. http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/biggrin.gif http://PetoftheDay.com/talk/biggrin.gif
The Christian Dog
A devoutly Christian couple felt it important to own an equally
Christian pet. So, after careful inquiry, they went shopping at a
kennel specializing in Christian dogs. They found a dog they liked
quite a lot. When they Asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in
a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied
eagerly, using his paws with dexterity. They were so impressed that
they immediately purchased the animal and went home.
That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new
Christian dog and his religious skills, they called the dog and began
showing him off. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the
dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well.
This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal"
tricks. "Well," they said, "let's find out."
Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the
command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw
on the guest's forehead, closed his eyes, and began to pray.
The Christian Dog
A devoutly Christian couple felt it important to own an equally
Christian pet. So, after careful inquiry, they went shopping at a
kennel specializing in Christian dogs. They found a dog they liked
quite a lot. When they Asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in
a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied
eagerly, using his paws with dexterity. They were so impressed that
they immediately purchased the animal and went home.
That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new
Christian dog and his religious skills, they called the dog and began
showing him off. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the
dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well.
This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal"
tricks. "Well," they said, "let's find out."
Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the
command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw
on the guest's forehead, closed his eyes, and began to pray.