A cute joke

[lhg0962]

PLEASE don't let this offend anyone. I just thought it was cute.

The Christian Dog

A devoutly Christian couple felt it important to own an equally
Christian pet. So, after careful inquiry, they went shopping at a
kennel specializing in Christian dogs. They found a dog they liked
quite a lot. When they Asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in
a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied
eagerly, using his paws with dexterity. They were so impressed that
they immediately purchased the animal and went home.

That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new
Christian dog and his religious skills, they called the dog and began
showing him off. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the
dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well.

This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal"
tricks. "Well," they said, "let's find out."

Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the
command, "Heel!"  Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw
on the guest's forehead, closed his eyes, and began to pray.

[dogncatluvr]

LOL!!! I thought it was really cute! It did not offend me at all!

[AdoreMyDogs]

That's very cute

[ownerof3dogs]

That is really cute

I have one too, it goes something like this

One day at the vets office a man came running in holding his limp dog. The vet ran over and took the dog and layed it on the table and listened for a heart beat. The vet said to the man "Sorry sir but your dog has passed away. The man demanded a second opinion. The vet turned and went into the back room and returned with a labrador Retreiver. The vet said " check him out boy" the lab went over and sniffed the dog on the table and said " yep he's dead" The dog turned and left and out came a cat. The cat went up to the dead dog and sniffed it. He turned to the man and said " sorry sir but your dog gone on to the rainbow bridge and left. The vet turned to the man and said that will be 600 dallors. The owner said what I'm not paying you $600 to tell me that my dog is dead. The vet said "well it would have only been $50 but you odered the LAB work and the CAT scan



[This message has been edited by ownerof3dogs (edited November 29, 2000).]

[karen israel]

Logan...LOVED IT!!!!
Owner..I'd forgotten that one! Will have to remember to tell my vet! It's adorable!

[lhg0962]

I saw that joke (I seem to get thousands each week)and didn't even think about posting it! I think it is hilarious and I'm so glad you posted it!

[ktreva52]

Both jokes were almost as good as frito feet. I laughed out loud, thanks.

[JKRJG24]

That is sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love both jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!