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    Doctor, Doctor give me the news! Part Two!!

    Man operates - on himself

    An unemployed Bosnian performed kidney stone surgery on himself because he did not have any money to pay medical bills.

    Emir Javoras, 29, from Javor, used a razor blade and needle to remove the stones, news agency Fena reported.

    Javoras said: "I woke up in the middle of the night in terrible pain, but I couldn't ask doctors to do anything about it because I am poor, have no money and no health insurance. I noticed my genitals had swollen and the pain was enormous.

    "The stones had passed out of my kidney and had got stuck in my urinary tract. I cut the skin under my testicles and with the help of a sterilized needle I managed to dig out three stones."

    Doctors in the nearby town of Zenica said they were shocked someone had managed to perform such an operation by themselves, and cleaned and restitched the wound for free.

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    I really don't have a funny line for this story.

    If they ever make a movie about this guy do you think they could get Urethra Franklin to sing on the soundtrack?



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    I really don't have a funny line for this story.

    Oh, oh....."urine" trouble now Richard....
    There is so much I could say to this thread, but I think I'll sit in the corner and snicker....
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
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    You know, I started reading this thread and almost immediately my knees started to go..............you know, that feeling right behind your knees and you think you might fall over?

    Couldn't read the whole thing - kidney stones seem to be a male thing in my family - so I KNOW the pain that guy was in.

    Slick is right, Richard URINE TROUBLE!

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    Originally posted by gini
    You know, I started reading this thread and almost immediately my knees started to go..............you know, that feeling right behind your knees and you think you might fall over?

    Don't worry Gini, He DID sterilize the needle!!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

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