If there was one thing

[RICHARD]

could teach your cat to do what would it be?

[lizzielou742]

To leave me alone when I am sleeping!!!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Tubby - To talk so he could tell me where and when it hurts.
Peanut - to not flinch when I reach for her.

[-IzzyG-]

I would teach my cat to use the toilet.
It would be a lot easier for me, and save money on cat litter.

If that doesn't work then I would have my cat cook meals for me.

[nibblets]

to be telepathic so I would know what she is saying when she tells me her stories every evening

[aguu]

To speak English

[kuhio98]

To turn the water faucet on and off.

[slick]

To scratch my back!!!!

[DogLover9501]

I would teach Tigger how to walk on a leash, he NEEDS the exercise

Originally posted by slick
To scratch my back!!!!

Ouch

[LaRana]

To clean out his own litterbox.

[jazzcat]

Originally posted by aguu
To speak English

That would be my one thing too, I think. Gosh when I think about it though I don't know if I could take Ripley's complaining and whining in English. It's bad enough in cat language.

[catmandu]

To talk,to me,so I would know what food,they liked,and I wouldnt be, as alone!

[ActionCat007]

LOL.... "to clean out his own litter box".... that's a good one!


I would teach Katie and Simba to talk English, I often wonder what they think.

[catnapper]

I'd teach Allen to use the toilet - he seems to think he's human already, and since he resents his box on occasion... why not graduate to the freshness of the toilet? And an added bonus: teach him to flush!

I'd teach Pouncer to talk. He seems to have so much to say, but I can't understand any of it!

[sirrahbed]

I would want them to talk to me too!!! They could tell me where they have been before they came to me, and what they want me to do for them But, they would only be able to talk to ME because I don't want all the secrets I have shared with them getting out!!