A friend sent me this and I thought it was great. Hope you enjoy it, too!
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CAT IS OVERWEIGHT:
--1. Your cat door is retro-fitted with a garage door opener.
--2. Visitors to your house constantly mistake him/her for a beanbag chair.
--3. He/She waits for the third bowl of food before getting finicky.
--4. There are fewer calls to the fire department, but there is a sudden upsurge in
broken branches.
--5. He/she no longer cleans himself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
--6. After a fifteen month gestation period, there are still no kittens!
--7. It's no longer safe to lift him/her without a spotter.
--8. He/she only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.
--9. His/her enormous tummy keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.
--10. He/She has more chins than lives.
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