OMG! Today, these people came to look at our house. They loved it. In fact, they came back a second time and really seemed like they were going to make an offer...
Then the lady asked "Is that woman next door always that snoopy? She was asking me a ton of questions. I couldn't even get up your driveway." And "Does that nosey woman always have that beat up old RV in her driveway?"
What was I supposed to say? I am a horrible liar.
Then, later, I was getting out of my car and the nosey neighbor came up and said "Did you get an offer?" I go "No." She goes "Oh, I thought you would since they came twice...Once at 10am and right back again at 1pm..." WTF does she do, stare at my house all day?! By then, I was mad enough to fib a little, so I gave her a dirty look and said "They said that they would buy the house if it weren't for you. The woman said you are to nosy and your RV is an eyesore."
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