Sent by a friend "If you can ..."

[AmberLee]

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,

If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,

If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours,
something goes wrong,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,


Then,

you are probably a cat or a dog.

A friend sent me this today and thought you'd enjoy it, too.

[Karen]

I've seen this, but the last statement has been
"Then you know you're almost as good as your dog."

[Helen]

I really like this one:

A dog says: "You shelter me, you feed me, you love me - you must be a god!"

A cat says: "You shelter me, you feed me, you love me - I must be a god!"