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    "I just wanted to touch the jaguar"

    DUH - why does this story sound like a "RICHARD" story???

    Albuquerque - A New Mexico man made a hasty exit from a zoo after climbing close to a cage to illegally pet a jaguar, but police were able to track him down by the severed finger he left behind.

    The shrivelled and dried finger from the man's right hand was found outside the cat cage last week by a groundskeeper, Tom Silva, assistant director of the Albuquerque Biological Park, which includes the zoo, said on Tuesday.

    The owner of the finger has been identified and is forbidden to return to the zoo, Silva said, adding the park is not planning to press criminal charges.

    "I think he's suffered enough," he said.

    The man was a frequent visitor and an official zoo member. Eyewitnesses had seen him fleeing the zoo last Tuesday holding his bloodied hand.

    The man, who was not identified, said he climbed a steel barrier and scrambled over bushes to get closer to the jaguar to pet it, zoo officials said.

    The zoo has a policy of turning to law enforcement officials when contact between visitors and animals turns violent.

    "When we find a body part, we are required to call police," Silva said, adding. "He's been summarily banned from the zoo, for the animals' safety and for his own."
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    buuuuhh, is he smart or what?

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    ...well...

    he'll only do this once i guess.
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    Re: "I just wanted to touch the jaguar"

    Originally posted by Ally Cat's Mommy
    DUH - why does this story sound like a "RICHARD" story???

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    Re: "I just wanted to touch the jaguar"

    Originally posted by Ally Cat's Mommy
    DUH - why does this story sound like a "RICHARD" story???

    Damn!

    You beat me to that one....

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    All I have to say is...

    "When we find a body part, we are required to call police," Silva said, adding. "He's been summarily banned
    from the zoo, for the animals' safety and for his own."


    Remind me to stay away from THAT zoo!!!
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    Gives a new meaning to the expression "give him the finger".
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    Oh Slick

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    Originally posted by slick
    Gives a new meaning to the expression "give him the finger".
    ***snort***fizz***

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    Originally posted by Ally Cat's Mommy
    ***snort***fizz***

    THANKS a bunch for the Diet Pepsi through the nose, my dear
    LMAO!
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    Heeeere kitty, kitty, kitty! Hey, what the heck, he's got 9 fingers left to go, right???

    Yutz!!

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    OMG, this is just too funny, yeap he still has 9 fingers to go. Ouch, I would NOT want to pet that big kitty.

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    Re: "I just wanted to touch the jaguar"

    Originally posted by Ally Cat's Mommy
    "When we find a body part, we are required to call police,"
    ... one would hope

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    [QUOTE]Gives a new meaning to the expression "give him the finger".

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Oh Slick, only YOU would say something SOOOOOOO hysterical!!!!

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    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

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