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    Witty Words of Wisdom

    Witty Words of Wisdom
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    Always keep your words soft and sweet,
    just in case you have to eat them.

    Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in
    the middle of it.

    Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
    and some days you're the statue.

    Cooking lesson #1: don't fry bacon in the nude.

    Drive carefully.
    It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

    If you eat a live toad in the morning, you can just about be
    guaranteed nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of
    the day.

    If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

    If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

    If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
    try missing a couple of car payments.

    Never buy a car you can't push.

    Never eat yellow snow.

    Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
    because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

    Never try to teach a pig to sing.
    It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

    When everything's coming your way,
    you're in the wrong lane.

    You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.

    Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school,
    you'll be working for them in the future.

    Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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    Don't think I could have phrased that any better I liked that, its so true tho
    Katiesmom(Crystal)

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    He He He He!!! Just how funny is that?!

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    RIP Dear Dan xxx

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    I know I've posted this before but here it is again....

    When you see your Ex, run in the other direction as fast as you can.
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
    --unknown

    Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
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    Yeah, thats a good one slick!

    What is leather? Hide.. what do you mean hide?
    You know hide, hide the cows outside! Uh, why would I want to hide from a cow? (maybe mad cows disease?)

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    Those are really good.

    R.I.P. my Precious Katie, Katie Pretty Lady.
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    R.I.P. my handsome Mooky.
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    Wise words of wisdom to live by.

    I use to like a boy in school named Wisdom.

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    funny

    this is funny

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    Those are all pearls of wisdom to take to heart.

    Funny too.

    I really like this one, go figure:
    Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school,
    you'll be working for them in the future.

    It is not true in my case, I'm not the boss.

    Thanks!!!!
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    and their happy and willing slave, Bryan.

    Many Thanks to Kay for the Picture.

    My motto - "Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE!!!!"

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    But who do we depend on here to help us with our computer problems?????????

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    If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague
    *snort*
    "We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam

    "We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle

    "All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien

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    Those are great!!!


    Don't buy while shelter dogs die!!

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    my mottos!!!!
    ps. you forgot akunamatata(sp?)

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    LOL
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