Ok...I'll start:
Poopsie Chicken-Sniffer here. *grin*
Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only four
times a day. _No wonder we're so unhappy! _Sometimes
when you have a stressful day or week, you need
some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. _The
following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey. _The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
For example, George W. Bush's new name is
Goober Chickenshorts. _Now when you SEND THIS
ON ... use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146
times a day; adults laugh an average of four
times a day.
Put more laughter in your life!!!
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