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  1. 02-19-2011, 03:14 PM #1
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    ok.. ROFLMAO!!!!..

    you know those emails frm Nigeria right?.. the ones saying you´ll "inherit" millions upon millions of $..

    well.. I got an email.. not from Nigeria.. but from the FBI... hahahaha.. saying to reply or they´d come arrest me and put me in jail.. lol

    they said that I had a deposit in (insert bank name here.. I forgot which one)for such amount of money.. and that I needed to verify some data or they´d arrest me for having such big amount of cash.. lol

    so... said account was in USA in a usa bank.. lol.. so I hurried to provide my info.. i don´t wanna be arrested.. lol.. seriously..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Husky_mom View Post
    you know those emails frm Nigeria right?.. the ones saying you´ll "inherit" millions upon millions of $..

    well.. I got an email.. not from Nigeria.. but from the FBI... hahahaha.. saying to reply or they´d come arrest me and put me in jail.. lol

    they said that I had a deposit in (insert bank name here.. I forgot which one)for such amount of money.. and that I needed to verify some data or they´d arrest me for having such big amount of cash.. lol

    so... said account was in USA in a usa bank.. lol.. so I hurried to provide my info.. i don´t wanna be arrested.. lol.. seriously..
    Oh yeah - I get those all the time - a least 2 every day. Trouble is - they can't make up their mind. In one mail they will arrest me, and in another they tell me it's okay to deal with the Nigerians - that they are on the up and up. Of course in both cases I have to provide them with all my personal and banking info. How do people get sucked into this crap??? - it's beyond me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Husky_mom View Post
    you know those emails frm Nigeria right?.. the ones saying you´ll "inherit" millions upon millions of $..

    well.. I got an email.. not from Nigeria.. but from the FBI... hahahaha.. saying to reply or they´d come arrest me and put me in jail.. lol

    they said that I had a deposit in (insert bank name here.. I forgot which one)for such amount of money.. and that I needed to verify some data or they´d arrest me for having such big amount of cash.. lol

    so... said account was in USA in a usa bank.. lol.. so I hurried to provide my info.. i don´t wanna be arrested.. lol.. seriously..
    So the FBI is going to come get you and arrest you in Mexico, eh? You must be REALLLLLLY worried!
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    Quote Originally Posted by phesina View Post
    So the FBI is going to come get you and arrest you in Mexico, eh? You must be REALLLLLLY worried!
    lol.. yeah.. hahaha

    it´s really beyond belief that there are people who actually buy this stuff.. how´s it possible.. lol..
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    I haven't had that one - YET. I get the Viagra ads all the time. And the Nigeria people, gosh they all be SO RICH with all the money they want to give me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Husky_mom View Post
    lol.. yeah.. hahaha

    it´s really beyond belief that there are people who actually buy this stuff.. how´s it possible.. lol..
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    What the heck, the junk mails I get are always something really dirty brained, I have no reason why they only send me those emails. But the email you got about getting arrested is way crazy!

    @pomtzu: Lol! they really don't know what to do, do they?
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    I had a "funny" one this a.m. - couldn't help but laugh! It was actually just a new twist on a very old scam.
    Any of you that get a lot of these, have probably seen the ones like this: Dying woman - suffering from breast cancer - husband dead - no children to leave the millions to that dead husband left to her. So she wants to leave it all to ME - some money for me and invest the rest in orphanages and the like. That's all I have to do.
    So here's the kicker: She states that time is of the essence and I must respond immediately, since her doctors have told her that she will not live for more than 2 weeks after her next surgery DUH!!?? Okay there, not so intelligent Moron - why bother to go thru the pain of more surgery if you'll be dead within 2 weeks????
    I so wanted to respond back with that question - but of course I refrained. Don't these idiots read what they write before they send this garbage global???

    It did start my day out with a good laugh tho. Thanks Moron - I needed that!!!
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    If the idiots who think up these scams would use their imaginations for something positive this world would be a much better place. One question here, if the Nigerians have all this money to throw away, why not use it to fix the problems in their own country? I get this nonsense at home and at work (I always report the ones that come to the office)

    Why does it continue? The scammers know that some people will fall for anything!
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    I usually get emails that are like" hey, there, I'm new in town so I thought I should email you so we could be friends and also chat around" and garbage like that.
    1. I'd like to ask that person, who gave him/her my email address,
    2. There isn't any space for a new home in my neighborhood.
    3. Nobody's selling their home except ones who like away, not in my
    neighborhood (and nobody's renting their place)
    4. WHY THE HECK WOULD SOMEBODY MOVE TO WHERE I LIVE??!!

    And I got emails like these, like 15 of them, with different names. Lol! What the heck?!
    And I usually get emails like I have a lot of money and I can only trust you (when the heck did we meet?!) and so please tell me if you can accept this money so you could come and take it and bogus stuff like that.
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    I really envy you guys. I got one of those last year sometimes but haven't gotten another one since. Guess I should count my blessings but some that my friends get are more than stupid but they sure do make me laugh. Maybe they lost my address or they're giving me time to age a bit more thinking I'll fall for the next one....please don't get arrested Isabelle
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    No joke tho folks..........these people wouldn't do that unless they made money.
    Millions and millions of dollars are scammed annually out of gullible people.
    Even tho their emails sound dumb....they actually score sometimes, and their dumb letters rake in millions.
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