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Thread: Say NOOOO to drugs because...

  1. #1
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    Say NOOOO to drugs because...

    ...you'll look like a total effin idiot otherwise!

    http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/amputation_attempt

    By The Associated Press

    MODESTO, Calif. - Police say a man tried to cut off his own arm at a restaurant in Modesto, Calif., because he thought he had injected air into a vein while shooting cocaine and feared he would die unless he took drastic action.

    Authorities say 33-year-old Michael Lasiter rushed into the Denny's restaurant late Friday and started stabbing himself in one arm with a butter knife he grabbed from a table.

    They say that when that knife didn't work Lasiter took a butcher knife from the kitchen and dug it into his arm.

    Police Sgt. Brian Findlen says Lasiter told officers he thought he needed to amputate his arm to keep himself from dying from the cocaine injection.

    Lasiter was taken to a hospital for treatment of severe cuts.

    The Denny's closed for the night.
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    Oh dear.

    Zimbabwe 07/13


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    Too bad that he didn't cut something else off so that he can't procreate.
    Blessings,
    Mary



    "Time and unforeseen occurrence befall us all." Ecclesiastes 9:11

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    Actually that will work....

    Try to shoot up one-handed!

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    He wasn't worried about the heart attack inducing food he was eating at Denny's?? Have you looked at their menu?! Drugs or fat, either way he's going to be a dead man sooner or later, lol.

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    I am so ashamed that this occured so close to me and where I grew up.

    I guess drugs do crazy stuff to your head, huh? At least he didn't go stabbing another person.
    Our goal in life should be - to be as good a person as our dog thinks we are.

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