How to photograph a Puppy

[lovemymaltese]

Okay last one for a while, this is also so true

How to Photograph Your Puppy

Remove film from box and load camera.

Remove film box from puppy's month and throw in trash.

Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.

Choose a suitable background for photo.

Mount camera on tripod, check flash and focus.

Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other hand.

Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.

Put magazines back on coffee table.

Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.

Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say- "No, no outside!"

Call spouse to help clean up the mess.

Fix a drink.

Sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning

[Cincy'sMom]

That's cute

[Sam's My Baby]

lol! Thanks for sharing!

[wolf_Q]

Lol too true. I'm a photo nut. I took at least one roll each of Mckinny and Lady. And they aren't even my dogs. There's probably over 150 each of digital pics too. The worst part is trying to get their attention for them to look up without having them run to you lol.

[Aspen and Misty]

I take pictures of my Chewy Baby when he is sleeping, or about to go to sleep. Which is all the time, lol. But him sleeping give me time to clean the house and Clean up all his little "Presents".

[lovemymaltese]

Glad that ya'll enjoyed the write up, I got a good laugh from it myself, even thouhg it is so true.

FUN FUN FUN

but also

TRUE TRUE TRUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DoggiesAreTheBest]

That is so cute!