Supermarket adds

[Randi]

We have bought the surplus stock of this excellent wine, therefore the unique price = The company couldn't get rid of the rest of this wine, therefore they offered it to us very cheap. I didn't buy it!

Any more examples?

[king2005]

Not really an ad, but when I was looking the frozen fish & seafoods for Axle & I saw shrimp. I saw 1 package with 1.00 off sticker on it.. the shrimp were frost bitten!

In the meat section I usually like to buy hamburger in bulk. I picked up the package & it was open, the other was FULL of blood, ewww

[lizbud]

We have bought the surplus stock of this excellent wine, therefore the unique price = The company couldn't get rid of the rest of this wine, therefore they offered it to us very cheap. I didn't buy it!

Any more examples?

Randi,

If that were a real ad, I wouldn't buy it either.
Sorry, can't think of any strange or funny ads now.