Le Sigh....
It must be tough, eh Sara? Looking down from thy roost upon we little people? How stupid we are that we cannot see your genius?
Yes. Yes we as a company realize that my singular knowledge of the detailed physical configuration of our colocation facility is an issue we need to address. Its a project on my plate. But rest your little heart... We will be fine. Thank you for your concern.
Also, dont worry dear.... I doubt I would be trying to employ you in the future. So you don't have to worry about putting your family at risk in our silly little company.
Oh... I recall you lamenting about how difficult it was to give away your extra wealth. I'm sure you recall? You have your wonderful home, cars, a Harely...etc... I used this new fangled thingy called Google. I typed in "How do I give a gift to the US Treasury?" Wouldn't you know it? The VERY first link that came up was...
http://www.fms.treas.gov/faq/moretopics_gifts.html
You said something about "flying monkeys" and "not as easy as you think". I'm sure you will be happy to see that it IS. Awesome, eh?
"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
- Homer Simpson
"If the enemy opens the door, you must race in."
- Sun Tzu - Art of War
99% uptime does not happen without 24/7 support.
If Puck is selling 99% uptime he had better be on call 24/7, and that would be a company I would depend on if he can deliver.
Last employer also sold 99% uptime, the owner and half the techs where on call 24/7. My current employer sells 99% uptime and 24/7 support.
Aww muffin....
I am so very disappointed in you. You come out of your burrow to grace us with your wisdom and THIS is all you got?
Surely someone of thy wisdom would have something better than this?
Keep trying. I know you have one or two more responces in you!
"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
- Homer Simpson
"If the enemy opens the door, you must race in."
- Sun Tzu - Art of War
A 10,000 ft comment on this general idea....
To put it in simple terms... 99.999% uptime (5 MINUTES of down time a year) can be done. It can. But it is REALLY expensive. Think about what you are asking for there? Its not just a fault tolerant server you are asking for. Its a fault tolerant switch, power supply, internet connectivity (on the same DNS name) etc... It can be done. Its just not for most clients.
IT is WAY more complex than the average end user understands. Its not 'magic' that makes Pet Talk appear on your screen or your email show up in your inbox...
"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
- Homer Simpson
"If the enemy opens the door, you must race in."
- Sun Tzu - Art of War
Classic.
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