Pretty darned far. I heard one , talking in my garden this morning. he was from Texas.
Where are the Great Lakes located?
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Pretty darned far. I heard one , talking in my garden this morning. he was from Texas.
Where are the Great Lakes located?
2 Cats & 2 Horses!
In the middle of a desert.
Why do we sleep?
I'm just your imagination
So we can excape the real world into dream land.
Do bugs burp?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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In a pig's eye.
What is water made of?
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
I'm just your imagination
Beer!!!
What does shoo fly pie taste like?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Soles
What are feet for?
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
I'm just your imagination
Tracking dirt on floors
What is a ufo?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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2 Cats & 2 Horses!
A car.
What is a Rottweiler?
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A member of the Lily and Orchid families.
What are dinosaurs?
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
2 Cats & 2 Horses!
Dinosaurs are mice.
What is a bird?
I'm just your imagination
A mouse with wings!
What is snot made of?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Snot is made of Oleo!!! fake margarine, not as good as Butter!!!
"If you thinks it's butter, but it's snot, It's Chiffon..!!!
( I made this up from an old margarine advertisement from the 60's)
What is hair spray?
I'm just your imagination
Deodorant for a rabbit.
Why do pigs like mud?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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we shot the moon
They like it because it keeps them smelling fresh.
Why do we wear hats?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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because , as Chicken little said, The Sky is Falling!!!
What kind of an animal build a dam over the water?
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