Something fun....limericks

[jackiesdaisy1935]

Logan it's fun, but everyone beware, once you start doing it you can't stop.

[Pam]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pam:
[QB]I said this on the cat side too that there is so much talent here at Pet Talk!! I love each and every one of these. They are good enough to be published in a book!

Rachel... Bella really wanted to write one for Tucker too, just like she did for Hannah, but she was having trouble rhyming with Tucker and some of her ideas were bad!

[aly]

Originally posted by Pam:
<STRONG>Rachel... Bella really wanted to write one for Tucker too, just like she did for Hannah, but she was having trouble rhyming with Tucker and some of her ideas were bad!
</STRONG>

Hahahahah, Pam. I'm trying to go to bed and your post keeps making me laugh.

[wolflady]

LOL LOL I don't know why, but this one just popped into my head...hope you don't mind, Daisy's mom!!!
They say pictures are worth a thousand words...


Daisy has long floppy ears...
A waste basket bandit, mom fears!
She gets in the trash...
Thinks it's corned beef hash...
Those pics will keep us laughing for years!

[Daisy's Mom]

LOL LOL LOL! Wolflady I love it! That's so great! Thanks for thinking of my pup! Ha I am still laughing over it... how perfect!

[Pam]

Bridget I was in PetsMart yesterday. A lady was carrying a baby basset. I was dying!! How absolutely preciously adorable!!! All I could think was "if Bridget was here she'd be all over that pup with smooches!!!"

[Daisy's Mom]

Oh Pam, you're so lucky! Baby bassets just make me go crazy! They are so little, yet so wrinkly

[DogFan77]

Okay this isn't all true because I just need some things to write.

I know a great golden named Bam Bam,
He has a stuffed toy named Lamb Lamb,
He barks with a ruff,
then eats all the stuff,
and that's the last time we saw poor Lamb Lamb.

I know a great dog named Tiger,
He loves it when I "grrr",
He looks at me strange,
then barks for a change,
And then he goes "grr"

I think that's okay. Bam Bam is my friends dog and Tiger is my sweet pup!

[Karen]

My brother's dog's name is just Nilla
He's a jolly lab/husky mix fella
He's fuzzy and wiggly
Makes the girls all giggly
And chases the cats to the cellar!

(Just say cellar like a good Bostonian, and it'll rhyme better!)

[Logan]

Good work, girls! Keep them coming...I'm thinking, thinking trying to write one for Karen's Cody...

[zippy-kat]

OHHHH BOY!! This is right up my alley. I'm an English major and poetry is my FAV!! I'm actually applying for a job w/ Hallmark cards. If I'm ever in a position where I can develop my own line of cards...I'm keeping you guys and your furbabies in mind!!

Ok, forgive me, this isn't a limerick but an ode... I wrote this for a children's poetry class that I took.

ODE TO SARA THE BOXER

A blur of brindle-
Slow brain,
Fast feet,
Quicker tongue.
Slobbering happy mass
Clumsily chasing cats
Not to hurt
But to agitate.

In the house:
Expert cat courser,
Impatietn beggar,
Toy toter,
Underwear theif,
Mischief maker.
On the waxed floor:
The grace of a bulldozer.

In the backyard:
She digs,
Barks at shadows,
Yawns at winged intruders,
Buries biscuits,
Eats rosebushes, daisies, worms, and her water bowl,
Chews house, fence, boat, trampoline.
Jumps tall fences, small buildings
Only to be scolded.

In her doghouse:
Lays
Halfway in-
Halfway out,
On top of
Blankets,
Grass,
Dirt,
Her squeaky toys.

On the leash:
Sixty pounds
Pulling,
Straining,
Choking,
Dragging me behind.
She will heel
Only a second
Possibly two--
Too many sights,
Smells,
Wonders,
And cats.

Floppy ears,
Liquid eyes.
White muzzle and paws
Covered in earth.
Pink tongue
Longing for remnants
Of leftover snacks.
Stout, sinewy body,
Hard muscle mass
Tense,
Eager to bound and leap.
Short tail,
Shorter attention span.
Cold nose,
Warm heart.

[jackiesdaisy1935]

For Corinna

We know a Golden named Corinna
Everyone on Pet Talk knows she's a winner
She is beautiful, She is smart
She has special place in Alicia's heart

[wolflady]

Daisy's mom, what a cutie-patootie baby Daisy is!! Baby bassets are just too cute for words. A friend of mine got one awhile back and named him Sparticus. Cute!!!

[Daisy's Mom]

OH MY GOSH! Sparticus is adorable! Give him lots of kisses for me!

[wolflady]

Sending lots of woofs and licks!! Don't ya just love puppies??!!!