Thursday 101...

[Oggyflute]

Class? What class? Oh well. I hardly went to mine in high school anyway. As it stands being the enterprising bloke that I am, I slipped Mario a couple of banana's and he's going to do the test for me. I'll just handle the practicle drinking stuff.
Think I'll just have a scotch and a quiet chat with Corrina. Later we might have to open a Dom perignon '82 that I've been saving. As I have a new baby girl called Possum, and quietly slipped into pillarhood.

[lbaker]

Oggy slipped quietly into pillarhood eh? Now is that an oxymoron or what? Yeah Trev, right 2nd bottle of Dom is chilling behind the bar. Go baby GO!

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by gini
what is the most favorite soft drink in Brazil?

"Guarana...........it is made from the guarana berry and has tons of caffeine in it."

[Corinna]

Thanks Oggy had a great chat. G'morning all I'm off to work ( staff member is picking me up.) Hope to hear about my car today! See ya all later

[Pit Chick]

(yawns loudly)

I'm still trying to wake up. I'll have a Bailey's Irish Cream please. I have a pair of visitors at my house. My bf picked me up from work yesterday and on the way home he bet me he could get us home without going the usual route. I took that bet and here we go through the ghetto and what do you think just happened to walk across the street in front of us.....a pair of puppies. We were just getting our numbers down having recently adopted out a pair of dogs two weeks ago. Since these were just babies out wandering alone, we stopped and got them. My Bu Bear is so sweet for being an accomplise in my rescue missions. These little guys are too cute, but they are going to be huge dogs.

[dukedogsmom]

I'm a little bit late but I do have a pass. I've already had coffee this morning so I'll have a big glass of sweet tea. I feel bad for you northerners who don't have that luxury. Hope there's no pop quizes for today because I sure didn't study!

[lbaker]

* waves hand in the air, oooh oooh! I know that one! * Southern Sweet Tea! YES! I can make that Val That and/or lemonade on a hot, steamy summer day What an excuse to sit on the veranda and do nothing

[gini]

Originally posted by zippy-kat

"Guarana...........it is made from the guarana berry and has tons of caffeine in it."

Oh, Miss Smarty Party..................got it right!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

To: The Teach
From: Debbie's Mom

Debbie was late to class today becaue her alarm failed to go off and since she was up late doing homework, I didn't think her missing first period was too serious, especially since it's just study hall. Please excuse her tardiness.

signed,
Debbie's Mom

[gini]

mumble, mumble - shake or stir??? crushed ice or cubed? tall glass or short?? - oh, I will never pass this test!

Well, I am here on time..........looks like the classroom is filling up.
What's with the plaid skirts?

[catland]

I brought in my extra-credit assignment. All the drinks served at Thurdays - alphabetized, and displayed along with styrofoam balls representing the solar system in my diorama box.

I guess this means I get to move to the front of the class. I couldn't wear the uniform though - the cats barfed on it this morning.

Some Baileys sound's great.

[gini]

slips a look a Laurie - "I brought in my extra credit assignment - oh miss goodie two shoes - good for you!"

Oh, Hi Catland. I think Richard saved you a seat at the front of the class!

[Pit Chick]

I feel silly in this skirt. Mario, is that a mirror on your tail?!? Hey, come back here you funky little monkey!!

These word problems always get me so confused:

"There's a man at a bar on the north side of town working on his 5th shot of Tequila. If the bar closes at 12am and the bar on the south side of town which is 20 miles away closes at 4am, how many more shots will it take for him to hit the floor at the bar on the south side?"

[lbaker]

Gini, I told you Catland wanted to be Teachers Pet. Fancy smantzy diorama indeed Just wait until cheerleader tryouts.. she'll probably try to trip everybody too PitChick, as long as you wear those patent leather shoes Mario doesn't need a mirror

[gini]

Quick, Laurie, give me some lipstick - that cute new guy just came into the classroom! Ohhhhhh, he's devineeeeeeee.

Wait a minute - how come he is heading over to Slick?

Whaaaaa!