Thursday 76 - I'm thirsty!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by RICHARD
Chester,

Please accept my apology for making your mom spit all over you.


MOFF,
For a long time I thought Homo Erectus was the name of one of those blue movie stars......

You mean it's NOT?!

Chester accepts your apology and mine and a towel!

Mario, are you up for some line dancing? I should know better. You are always up for ANY type of dancing!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster:
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Triple sec
1/2 oz Yukon Jack
1/2 oz Peach schnapps
1/2 oz Jack Daniels
1/2 oz Lime juice
1/2 oz Cranberry juice
Fill with 7-Up

Oh my!!!!

Yukon Jack is deadly on its own and Jack Daniels is doubly deadly on its own, so this is one DEADLY drink! Absolutely positively NO driving after this one everybody!! Unfortunately the last time I drank Jack Daniels is what taught me that lesson.

However, I had no idea it was time for the bar to open already - this week is going WAY too fast and I have WAY too much to do before we leave. Sooooo....sounds like I need one of these Pan Galactic thing-a-ma-jiggys. Oops, I'm about ready to leave, so can I have it in a to go cup? I promise not to drink it until I get home.....really....I learned my lesson last time. Thanks!

Oh, I forgot to mention, Mario behind bars, is that why they call them monkey bars?

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by moosmom
Gimme a DOUBLE Finlandia Vodka and seltzer! It's been a real tough day and I need it!! Hey buddy, put some music on, will ya?? How about some country?

Donna, I'll try one of those! I'll even buy you a second one! We can sit down together and listen to Johnny Cash(my favorite country singer!)

[DJFyrewolf36]

Whats real creepy, Debbie is that you don't even taste alchohol!!! My roomate made one for his after shifter and brought it home, I guzzled half and was like Hmmm that was a tasty soda like thingy!

Then I kind of sat down and drooled for a while...

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36

Then I kind of sat down and drooled for a while...

Kinda like 'couch basketball'....


have a few drinks and dribble all over yourself.

Funny story about Yukon Jack.

We'd go to the football game on Sundays and carry a small bottle of YJ in-

medicinal purposes, ya know.

We put the bottle down below the seat and here comes someone down the aisle to leave......They kick the bottle and you hear it go 'clink, clink, clink' a few seats down......

Everyone stops - Glass bottles in a game are VERBOTEN!!!- my brother reaches down to pick up the bottle, someone in our party says, out loud, "How is JACK????"

To the relief of everyone 'Jack' is OK..

When the bottle kicker comes back to their seat, someone from behind us yells out....LOOK OUT FOR JACK THIS TIME!!!!



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T&P

Sam Gargoyle blister ...

DONE!!


THE FUMES......

[slick]

God, what an afternoon. I hate working for a living.

Quick, I'll take one of them there DOTD...maybe it will improve my mood.... I've got two hours to go before I can leave so hopefully I'll sober up by then.

Me? Get drunk? Never.

Gini, I'm still trying to find the oceanview!!!!! I've been staring all day!!!!

[Corinna]

Hi gang sorry I'm so late I had to get some sewing done . Hubby also had me running for work materails today.
I finished Steno's and Cataholics quilts and they will soon be on their way.
That dotd sounds WAYYY to powerful for me I'll just have a ice tea.
Any body else se Entertainment tonight interveiw of the Monkees?

[captain]

Richard,

Make mine a strawbery Daq please. In a jug, if I may, one straw!!!

Oh, and an Ice Cream smoothie for yourself (hee, hee - HOT SAUCE indeed!!!!!)

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by DJFyrewolf36
Whats real creepy, Debbie is that you don't even taste alchohol!!!

Those are the most deadly kind of drink available! Especially when they involve Jack and Yukon - whew!

Richard, funny story. Don't mess with Jack!

The second time I went to New Orleans I met a friend there. She came from Florida, me from Wisconsin. We met in the afternoon, got settled in the hotel then went for a drink before dinner. Weeeelll....thanks to those durn Hurricanes down there that taste like cherry kool-aid, we never made it to dinner! Needless to say I think the empty stomachs had something to do with the effect they had on us, but jeepers. I had two of them before I had to go to the bathroom. I stood up - and promptly sat right back down again - whoa! Needless to say the next day I was a bit hungover. We went for lunch and I ordered something with shrimp. Well....the shrimp I got still had not only the shell on it, but the feet, the eyes and even the feelers! I just about lost what little was left in my stomach when I saw those eyeballs looking at me.

Aaaannnyyyway....now that you've heard about two of the worst/best times of my life.....I think I'll have another of those DOTDs, mighty tasty if I do say so myself.

And you know, regarding my comment about monkey bars before, I was thinking about it and we do have a monkey bar right here! You know a monkey (Mario) and a bar (Thursdays). Monkey - Bar. Ok, so much for entertaining myself. I think I'll finish my drink while I listen to them analyzing the debates and I'll see you all tomorrow.

[gini]

Hey, I think this is my 5,000th post and I couldn't think of anything better than spending it right here with good friends. A round for everyone on me!

Bring on that DOTD! You can't taste the alcohol? That sounds like my kind of drink.............like Richard's slushies...........mmmm all of that lemon and lime.

Let's invent a drink called the Monkey Bar! (I hate to think what will be in it).

Debbie, those legs and eyes on those little shrimpies never bothered me.............I can peel a shrimp faster than anybody you know!

Slick, you can't find the ocean yet??? Geeze, maybe there just isn't one. (Go directly to Slick if you don't understand this comment )

Why are we all so dehydrated? Must be the debates.............

[captain]

WoHooooooooooooo Gini!!!!!!!!!

Congrats on your 5000th post.
Barperson - drink on me, for Gini!!!!

[slick]

Originally posted by gini
Hey, I think this is my 5,000th post

http://67.15.70.205/talk/showthread.php?threadid=61249
Hee Hee.

[davidpizzica]

Way to go, Gini! Keep on posting young lady! Can you do 5000 more?

[slick]

Good morning everyone and happy Thursty!
Anyone up for a Spanish coffee?

[davidpizzica]

I'm in the midde of straightening up the house and I can use a break!