a burrito is a donkey made out of cheese
what is a sandwich?
we shot the moon
a burrito is a donkey made out of cheese
what is a sandwich?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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A "Sandwich " is a mental thought one has while being stuck between two "wise guys", realizing that you are going to get bitten, no matter what you do.
What is Charlie Bucket doing at The Chocolate Factory these days?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
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He's developing the second generation of meals in a stick of gum. Low fat, low sodium, low cholesterol. Violet Beauregarde is his nutritional consultant.
Where did the Pirates of the Caribbean begin their journey?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
I'm just your imagination
They began in Texas!Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Why is the north pole so cold?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Because your Matches always get wet when you're there!!!
Why do Humans have two eyes?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
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1 paw short of a HERD
Because 1 eye is for horses
why do cats meow?
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Because, their song sings the same words,where ever they are
Does LOVE really make the World go around? ( you've got to anwer WRONG)
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
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No, but pets do.
What is rap?
we shot the moon
rap is running apes in pajamas
what is an ipod?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
I'm just your imagination
ipod is a baby word that means: I peed on dad!!! For some reason babies think this is very funny!
What do Santa's reindeer do in the summer?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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1 paw short of a HERD
they help the tooth fairy.
Where does water come from?
we shot the moon
Water comes from rainbows!
What are ice cubes?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
Registered User
Cubes of fire.
Where does the word "dog" come from?
we shot the moon
dog comes from the black purse
what is a mouse?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
Registered User
A "mouse" is an unpredictable dent in the road, there are no warning posts on the Highway when it comes experiencing "A MOUSE",
Drive with Caution!!
Why did that chicken cross the road?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
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