lol I have read that before...when I had 4 dogs lol I have 5 now although I have had 6 lol I swear that oem was written for my house! lol

So how 'bout another? Would you really dare?They're really quite easy, but Lord, the hair.
With dogs on the sofa, and dogs on the bed,
And crates in the kitchen, It's no bother, you've said,
They're really no trouble, their manners are great,
What's just one more dog, and one more crate?

The sofa is hairy, the windows are crusty,
The floor is all footprints, the furniture is dusty,
The housekeeping suffers, but what do you care?
Who minds a few nose prints, and a little more hair?
hehe lets see:
dogs on the sofa-yup
dogs on the bed-yup
crates in the kitchen-3 in the kitchen 1 in the dining room lol
sofa hairy-yup(and a bit chewed up lol oh and we have an armechair that is in such rough shap its held together with duct tape, thats just for the dogs!)
the floor all footprints-damn straight!
furniture dusty-got that right
the housekeeping suffers-big time!

Each one is so special, so useful, so funny,
The vet, the food bills grow larger, you owe money,
Your folks never visit, few friends come to stay,
Except other dog folks, who live the same way.

Your lawn has now died, and your shrubs are dead too,
But your weekends are busy, you're off with your crew,
There's dog food and vitamins, and training and shots,
And entries and motels which cost lots.
the vet-well not really, we almost never need a vet
the food bills-hehe we shop for dog food more then we shop for people food
you owe money-probably lol
folks never visit-occasionally but not much
few friends come to stay-my friends kat and steph are the only ones
lawn dead-what lawn? we have dirt with a feq patches of short weeds that kinda look like grass!
weekends busey off with your crew-yuppers, got your flyball and agility, and funmatches and tournys...
entrys and motels-yuppers lol