'Morning everybody!

Oops....sorry, is everyone still sleeping?

Well too bad, 'cause we've got some celebratin' to do today!!!

Slick hit a milestone, I hit a milestone, Richards about to hit a milestone....didn't Zippy recently hit one too? And it's Mario's one year anniversary! So many milestones to celebrate, so lets get on with it.

As they used to tell Terry in the Marines....
<toots out revelry on pretend trumpet>
Get up you pukes! Get up, get up, get up!!!

I've got a lot of work to do today, so I'm going to start my day with a nice large coke, easy ice.

Now come everybody, the decorations are almost done and the party is about to start! Mario, sweety, can you hand me some of that crepe paper to string around the chandelier? Oh, you want to hang it? Ok, but no swinging on the chandelier, you know the supports not that strong after that last incident.