SQUISH - PLOP SQUISH - PLOP

Sorry guys, my shoes are making funny sounds, I guess it is all of the water in them.

Sooooo, let me share with you my idea of I AM WOMAN..........I CAN DO THIS...........(pump out the basement and garage).

Got the basement down to a tolerable level - and it started to rain like - well , you know, pretty hard.

So, I race outside with my trusty pump and umbrella......put the pump in place - go find the extension cord..........plug it in..........and VOILA! Look at that, all by myself I created a living fountain of rainwater. I forgot to put on the hose to the pump.
Not only is rain pouring all over me - water is shooting straight up into the air from the pump.

What I said - out loud, could not be printed on this family friendly site.

I need a hot drink.........anything....just strong! I want you to know that I didn't get to bed until 3 AM - playing in the rain water.

But I also want you to know..........that I have realized that if this is the worst thing I have to deal with - I am way ahead of the game!

Lost and Found - HA! That's nuttin..........compared to the stuff that floated around in my basement. Where did it come from????
YUCK!

My drink, please, bartender?