Yikes...now there's politics in this bar. Not sure about that since I know absolutely nothing.

Decided to change my name to Squeezie Wafflefanny...sounds better than the one Santa gave me...besides...he's gone back to the North Pole.

Hey guys and gals, we need to decorate this place; maybe get a tree with lots of lights and an angel for the top. I'm getting in a "Christmassie mood". Better watch out for that tinsel...we wouldn't want Mario eating any then we'd have to pull....oh never mind.

Bartender, please may I have another double BM?

Can we also please have a special toast for Kim and Andy, Debbie and Tubby, Tracey and Storm, Lut and her problem, Jen and her mental health, Miz Zippy and her stitches, and anyone else who needs pet talk prayers. Maybe if we toast all at the same time, miracles will happen. It's been done before.