'Morning everybody! Gee, I see things are hopping here already! I'll take one of those coffees with some of Slick's Baileys please - heavy on the Baileys.

Unfortunately I've got a ton of work to do - and I've done diddly so far and it's after 11:00 am here already - so I'm going to have to take my coffee in a to go cup please.

But before I go...Laurie..."Slick, the Devil and Santa walk into this bar see.. and .............. " Well.....and.....and....WHAT???! Come on girl, spill it already!