A Mark Martin moment......

I pass thru mom's house on the way to the store....

She's wacthing the end of the race- I stop for a minute because the commentator is interviewing Martin....

Me: Damn....second place.

Mom: He didn't win?

Me: Nope, He needs to score some more points so he can race for the title.

Mom: Wow! He's too old to be racing...

Me: Mom, He's a year younger than I am.....