Originally posted by RICHARD
LOLOLOLOLOL,

That's rule number 4 in the chapter headed "How to impress your Significant Other".

Rule 5 states...

When asked to perform the manuever you just saw claim a:

A) war injury
B) football injury
C) motorcycle accident injury
D) not enough space in the room
or
E) "Are you crazy? You know that was a long time ago!!"
Or the good ol' standby - nah, I'm too tired right now.