Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom


Terry is always so funny. After watching, say, the gymnastics and seeing somebody do something really incredible - like those multiple flips, cartwheels, jumps and then a flip backwards for good measure - he's always like "That's nothing, even I could do that." I'm like "yeah, right."
LOLOLOLOLOL,

That's rule number 4 in the chapter headed "How to impress your Significant Other".

Rule 5 states...

When asked to perform the manuever you just saw claim a:

A) war injury
B) football injury
C) motorcycle accident injury
D) not enough space in the room
or
E) "Are you crazy? You know that was a long time ago!!"