ROTFL!!!

The state of the Catisani forces is bad. Just recently, we had two members of the local Catisani forces figting among themselves as to which member was the true leader. The power struggle is felt by everyone within the Chair's immediate area.

And who suffers during these squabbles for power? The Chair!

Here's an old Associated Press photo of a terrible chair massacre earlier this year:

Please note that two of Catisani's biggest power mongers are seen at the scene of the crime.

Sirrahbed, with bleeding heart liberal thoughts like that, humans will never prevail over these terrors!