Lets just say *I* sit on the floor most of the time.
*I* am the one giving them baths, picking up their poop
*I* have slept on my cold, hard tile floor before because both dogs were sleeping comfortably on my twin sized bed.
THEY have more toys and treats than I do.
THEY have their toys all across the living room floor, and my parents don't even complain about it.
THEY are the ones who get something EVERYtime we go to the store.
THEY have an outfit (bandana) for every holiday and many for in between.
THEY are the ones who lay around while I sit on some internet forum blabbing about them.
THEY are the ones who get birthday cakes, presents, cards, etc..

Spoilt? Nahh.. Just well loved!