Dear Jack,
Isn't it just awful what these humans do to us? Honestly, every six weeks I am loaded into the car and believe me I know exactly where I am going. I am subjected to all kinds of things - clippers, scissors and oh the humilating bath! It is enough to drive a girl to tears. Just try and make the best of it Jack. It doesn't happen every day thankfully! In fact, if you don't mind my saying so, you look quite handsome. I bet you smell good too. My mom is always sticking her nose in my fur when I come home. Does your mom do this too?
Love and wags, Bella