Originally posted by Corkscrew
Hi! this is Corkscrew. I would like to thank everyone who believes that I am innocent. How dare my meowmie try to accuse me of chewing her sandals. Why would I want to do a thing like that? That's just gross! So please continue to speak up for my innocence!
Hey Corkscrew-This is the Sirrah kitties. We put this another place but we'll put it here real quick, too!!! We know you are innocent! Don't worry! Meowmie got you a lawyer and everything!! Here is that other thing Meowmie wrote up!...
Must I remind everyone of Corkscrew's impeccable reputation? Why, he was chosen as one of our very own Cat of the Day celebrities! This is not an honor bestowed on just any cat! No! Only the "creme de la creme"!
Look at this animal - take a good look - do you see a kitty capable of doing the malicious deeds of which he is accused?

May it never, never be!

Love, Dylan, Emily and Eliot