Originally posted by rkidsrcats
One eye salute: that's when they get up in your face, giving you lots of love and kisses and head bumps and suddenly present the other end, tail raised to attention, for close inspection. You just got the one-eye salute.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Projectile pee??? Around my house you get the projectile vomit.

Hmmmmm, Projectile Vomit sounds like the name of a rock band.