I'm married with 3 teens... We break every rule a dozen times a day

1: Picture it: one bathroom... 5 people. No matter if you're taking a five minute shower or a 45 minute shower... someone is going to say, "is the curtain closed?" you shout back "yep" they enter, do their business and say "Flush when you're out." yuck.. but you get used to it. Especially when you're the one doing the pee dance outside the door.

2: One of the things I fell in love with my husband was that he spoiled his dog. He's the big pushiver in the family when it comes to the animals.

3: Most of the time, we live in sweats. We get home from work, and the nice clothes get ripped off and the sweats go on. We are running fromone plce to another... busy busy busy. We might as well be comfy.

4: You mean the TV has an off switch?

5: Food never makes it to the room... its usually devoured on the walk from the kitchen to the room. It never has a chance to make it to the bed.

6: Humming.. whistling? I've never met anyone who does that. Where'd they get that piece of advice?

7: We are seriously lacking in dishes and silverware. We pick it up when we see it one sale and nothing matches even remotely.

Soeone needed to meet a dating article deadline and pulled this out of their butt five mintues before deadline.