He'd sing the praises of PT, of course!
Pet Talk is my favorite place to be.
Where pictures are traded and people are like family.
Happy critters from everywhere grace our computers here and there.
From Germany to Iceland, the U.S. to Australia
We just love the Pet Talk regalia
So sit down at your computer chair and get rid of all your cares.
Pet Talk is the place to be for every furry member of the family!
I just made that up as I was typing. Just picture Duke with a banjo and a straw hat singing.