Oh my god that is just hilarious,
I will not tear off at 80 mph every time I catch a new smell to track, especially when my human is holding my leash. I know that feeling, Dana my Rottweiler done me that way, nothing like boucining across the yard with you hand caught in the collar while trying to hold the big giant back!

And I will not lick pudding/ice cream off the kids' faces, well that is one quick way to get your grandchildrens faces clean. LOL

These are great! I am going to copy and send this to my friends and family, they will love them. Thanks so much for sharing!!!

These should be framed, I have seen a lot of stuff on the Internet, but this is the first time I have seen this one, and it is the greatest of them all!

Willie