OK, so here I am hard at work (yes, I have to work today) and you'all are partying your faces off....Richard stepping all over everyone's foreheads, cherries flying all over the place (and what are all those pits doing on the floor????), Richard's have a "thing" with Shirley (boy, won't Nigella be jealous..), Kass has stolen Nakita out from under our noses, and Laurie is now passed out under the pool table again.

I didn't check in until now because I expected everyone to be hanging out the Saddam thread - hang the b****.

So now it's lunch time here and I'm starving. I'll take a plate of deep-fried zucchini, some BBQ shrimp and Buried Treasure please. I'll just go and get a blanket to cover Laurie.

Dogz, how are you doing?? Need a refill?? And where is Jordan today??? Did we scare her off??

Richard: you know what they say about a man with big feet
(ooops, did I say that??)