Gosh, I'm glad to see everyone! I thought everyone would be off visiting family and I would be in the bar by myself!
Richard, I'd like a big glass of gingerale with a shot of cranberry juice mixed in. Hold the vodka or let someone else drink it, please. Of course the cats are begging for their usual: catnip tea. Make it warm this time. Don't want any burnt noses over the holiday and it's too cold for iced.