Originally posted by Twisterdog
Actually, I use this joke as the litmus test for men ... if he gets it, he might be potential date material. If he stares at me like a deer in the headlights, it's hasta la vista, baby.



Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
**snort** **snort**

I'll have to remember that next time I have a date....whenever that might be.