We need to start a Human Finder.. the ad should say this:

587344- Human: Idiot Moron
jackson,TN 731-616-4425 eric price [email protected] 10-27-2003
Name: Idiot Moron
Age:49 years
Sex:F
Size:L
Delete Pure human, white & stupid. I just got new furniture, so the moron has to go.

Love,
The Cat