A baby seal walks into a club.


(I love seals and I am very anti-fur --unless it's "live" fur -but I find that joke disturbingly funny. It's even funnier as we told it to my cousin when she went into labor. Later, after they had doped her up, she tried to tell it to the doctors. Her version? "A baby seal gets hit in the head with a club." She laughed her head off and couldn't figure out why the doctors didn't think it was funny.)