What a good boy I have -- the vet even said so!
Mizzer Piper is now resting after being poked and proded. He does have an eye infection so for now, it's eye drops three times a day. But the good news is that it's not pasturella/snuffles anything of that sort. The other "bad" news is that he has tons of ear wax. Not really anything they can do about that unless he's sedated... since he doesn't have an ear infection(s) or anything they just told me to "keep an eye" on it for now. Teeth, weight and everything else checked out A-OK!

Thanks for the concern guys,
Zippie Lead Foot, Piper One Eye, and Seraphim Soph

And about that speed limit... that IS negotiable isn't it?