Zippy, want some pizza too? That'll make you feel better

That reminds me of the time my old car broke down on the way to work one morning. I was blocking the third lane of the major four lane road that leads into the city, and it was peak hour. Not one son of a witch would help me push the damn car off the road so I wasn't blocking the traffic, instead, every man and his dog beeped their horns at me. The roadside assistance people said it would take an hour for help to arrive, so I just sat there and cried. I rang work to say I'd be late and sat in the car listening to the beeps.

My mobile phone rang and it was the roadside assistance people, saying that it would take even longer to send help. That set me off and I went ballistic at the girl on the phone and threatened to leave my car on the road and walk to work - she then fessed up, it was the girls at work making a prank call to me ... I have never forgiven Jen for doing that!


Slick, those web sites are great - can I be Gidget???